BOT; Lord Dominator!
DOM; What?!
BOT; You are needed on the bridge!
DOM; Knock on my door! Knock next time! Did you see anything?!
BOT; No Mistress I did not see you playing with your lava dolls again!
DOM; Good!
BOT; Lord Dominator!
DOM; What?!
BOT; You are needed on the bridge!
DOM; Knock on my door! Knock next time! Did you see anything?!
BOT; No Mistress I did not see you playing with your lava dolls again!
DOM; Good!
ROGER: Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Mertz.
ACE VENTURA: Martha Mertz? Oh, yeah, the bitch.
ROGER: What?!
ACE VENTURA: Pekingese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her.
Surprised this isn't already a character in some off the wall cartoon comedy.
So is that an eyeball or a mouth on her stomach? Either way I'm intrigued >:3
i am so sorry it took like a year to respond XD; I uh. dont know i dont get notified on comments.
but yes it is a mouth on her stomach XD tysm!
Where's my Illumination Entertainment film based on this guy? He actually looks like a "Grinch"...
"Yeah that's right, even when walking down a monster's artery, I gots to strut!"
Mmmm.....too garish......too veiny.....too much girth......too much emphasis on skimpy clothing......anatomy is fucking atrocious.....too Shadman......breast to ass ratio is all wrong......."doesn't count as lolicon" my ass......too eye bleed inducing.......too over exaggerated......pairing makes no damn sense.....that's not how butt fat works.......fellating a strap on? Really? What is that even gonna do? Honestly......too pedestrian.....too gender bias......geez how much anthro do you even need? Does Transformers porn really need to exist? These people are aware that Stevonnie is a fusion of two little kids right? Goddammit Rebecca Sugar........too niche.....too many things going on.....bleck! Girls rimming guys? Pass! Should be the other way around......more tentacles? Boring......why are all these yaoi/tomgirl picks of Sora from Kingdom Hearts total garbage?! How fucking hard is it to make him look hot?! Christ! Learn to fucking draw hot boys you hacks......oh great this one has scat, my night is officially ruined. Might as well go to bed...
When you break through the fourth wall at the worst possible size...
Another new big top for my Carnival of Rust, this one the more raunchy branch where things can get a little more....messy. And no, I don't take commissions or requests. I do what I please and I don't make a single solitary cent off of it.
Magnificent Bastard
Joined on 12/18/18